Red Planet Bicycle Collective

Red Planet Bicycle Collective is open from 8-noon on weekends. 

Come help us mobilize Detroit! 

Psyence Tribe is throwing a party as a fundraiser for the bike shop and other projects on our block. Come out and help support us. 

New community message board out front of the bike shop!

Greetings and Namaste,

Spring is zipping in to summer and here at Red Planet we are looking forward to getting people on the road. We gave away over 60 Bikes last year! If you or anyone you know has an old bike sitting collecting dust please consider donating it to help someone get mobilized. We are also looking for more tools. We went through a few sets of open end wrenches last year, and the chain breaker tool and wire cutters seem to have wandered off with them. Growtown and Innate Healing Center threw down some cash for a much needed Park tools truing stand. We painted the building and really made it beautiful. Occupy Detroit has set up a community center a few houses down and will be offering art classes, yoga, and gardening programs. Come out and volunteer and together we will mobilize Detroit!

-Red Planet

• Question: I put a link to your website on the links page of my own website, b2e2c2k I have a page on Hildale, where I grew up and lived for twenty-five years, and a page on bicyling, the primary activity of my life. I hate all-caps, but I'll try not to hold that against you.
  
  I have a friend, Annette, who grew up on Hildale, who told me that the guy from Enate on the corner of Goldengate and Woodward is involved in this - Zena's step dad. If so, I know you, cause my son was in her classes all through Waldorf and now at Cass, too. And, my ex-wife's sister, Pat Z. used to come to you for chiropractic.
  
  --Christopher Beck - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Greetings and namaste!

  Thanks for getting the word out on what we are doing! Yes, Dr. Bob has been essential in the formation of red planet bicycle collective. Our bike shop is located in an abandoned house, next to his farm, down the street from Innate.  Feel free to stop in and check it out. We are almost out of bikes right now. We have given away at least 40 bikes this month. It’s been a wild ride so far. 

  -mars

THIS SUNDAY @ 160 W GOLDEN GATE… COME OUT AND HELP WITH THE SHOP. WE WILL BE INVENTORYING EVERYTHING AND GETTING THE SHOP READY FOR THE SUMMER AND THE OPENING OF THE ART HOUSE ON THE 27TH. AND YES! CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL! SEE YOU THERE, RAIN OR SHINE! DRINKS AND SNACKS PROVIDED! STARTING AROUND NOON…

Some answers to just about any bike forum post I’ve ever read

If you think your bike looks good, it does.

If you like the way your bike rides, it’s an awesome bike.

You don’t need to spend a million dollars to have a great bike, but if you do spend a million dollars and know what you want you’ll probably also have a great bike.

Yes, you can tour on your bike – whatever it is.

Yes, you can race on your bike – whatever it is.

Yes, you can commute on your bike – whatever it is.

26” wheels or 29” or 650b or 700c or 24” or 20” or whatever – yes, that wheel size is rad and you’ll probably get where you’re going.

Disc brakes, cantis, v-brakes, and road calipers all do a great job of stopping a bike when they’re working and adjusted.

No paint job makes everyone happy.

Yes, you can put a rack on that. Get some p-clamps if there are no mounts.

Steel is a great material for making bike frames - so is aluminum, carbon fiber, and titanium.

You can have your saddle at whatever angle makes you happy.

Your handlebars can be lower than your saddle, even with your saddle, or higher than your saddle. Whichever way you like it is right.

Being shuttled up a downhill run does not make you a weak person, nor does choosing not to fly off of a 10 foot drop.

Bike frames made overseas can be super cool. Bike frames made in the USA can be super cool.

Hey, tattooed and pierced long shorts wearin flat brim hat red bull drinkin white Oakley sportin rad person on your full suspension big hit bike – nice work out there.

Hey, little round glasses pocket protector collared shirt skid lid rear view mirror sandal wearing schwalbe marathon running pletscher two-leg kickstand tourist – good job.

Hey, shaved leg skinny as hell super duper tan line hear rate monitor checking power tap train in the basement all winter super loud lycra kit million dollar wheels racer – keep it up.

The more you ride your bike, the less your ass will hurt.

The following short answers are good answers, but not the only ones for the question asked – 29”, Brooks, lugged, disc brake, steel, Campagnolo, helmet, custom, Rohloff, NJS, carbon, 31.8, clipless, porteur.

No bike does everything perfectly. In fact, no bike does anything until someone gets on it to ride.

Sometimes, recumbent bikes are ok.

Your bikeshop is not trying to screw you. They’re trying to stay open.

Buying things off of the internet is great, except when it sucks.

Some people know more about bikes than you do. Other people know less.

Maybe the person you waved at while you were out riding didn’t see you wave at them.

It sucks to be harassed by assholes in cars while you’re on a bike. It also sucks to drive behind assholes on bikes.

Did you build that yourself? Awesome. Did you buy that? Cool.

Wheelies are the best trick ever invented. That’s just a fact.

Which is better, riding long miles, or hanging out under a bridge doing tricks? Yes.

Yes, you can break your collar bone riding a bike like that.

Stopping at stop signs is probably a good idea.

Driving with your bikes on top of your car to get to a dirt trail isn’t ideal, but for most people it’s necessary.

If your bike has couplers, or if you have a spendy bike case, or if you pay a shop to pack your bike, or if you have a folding bike, shipping a bike is still a pain in the ass for everyone involved.

That dent in your frame is probably ok, but maybe it’s not. You should get it looked at.

Touch up paint always looks like shit. Often it looks worse than the scratch.

A pristine bike free of dirt, scratches, and wear marks makes me sort of sad.

A bike that’s been chained to the same tree for three years caked with rust and missing parts makes me sad too.

Bikes purchased at Wal-mart, Target, Costco, or K-mart are generally not the best bang for your buck.

Toe overlap is not the end of the world, unless you crash and die – then it is.

Sometimes parts break. Sometimes you crash. Sometimes it’s your fault.

Yes, you can buy a bike without riding it first. It would be nice to ride it first, but it’s not a deal breaker not to.

Ownership of a truing stand does not a wheel builder make.

32 spokes, 48 spokes, 24 spokes, three spokes? Sure.

Single speed bikes are rad. Bikes with derailleurs and cassettes are sexy. Belt drive internal gear bikes work great too.

Columbus, TruTemper, Reynolds, Ishiwata, or no brand? I’d ride it.

Tubeless tires are pretty cool. So are tubes.

The moral of RAGBRAI is that families and drunken boobs can have fun on the same route, just maybe at different times of day.

Riding by yourself kicks ass. You might also try riding with a group.

Really fast people are frustrating, but they make you faster. When you get faster, you might frustrate someone else.

Stopping can be as much fun as riding.

Lots of people worked their asses off to build whatever you’re riding on. You should thank them.